JCB Ballet - oh my golly aunt. This might be a bit gay for builders.

Doomed crow - he isn't going to stay friends with this kitten long.

Expressionless Girl - well, more girl with one expression really.

Blimey. Looks like another website has got a TV show. Modern Toss. That's who. And we've (though our mate Ben Wheatley who edited the show for Channel 4 telly) have got hold of a few clips and it ain't half bad. You'll be wanting to click this and then this.

Dennis Madalone, former Star Trek stunt coordinator, current patriotic ROCK GENIUS brings you America We Stand As One. Lucky Kazoo salutes you sir.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! It's the Cillit Bang Remix.

A fantasitc follow-up to Jakazid's brilliant E-sure remix.